Filter much?

Excerpt from my day:

Coworker: "I have a couple of questions for you. Do you want to do it now or later?"

Me: "Just let me finish up this little thing I’m working on. It will be 10 minutes or less. Like a pizza! But that would be really fast for a pizza."

As soon as I said it, I realized that last part would have been better left as a portion of my inner monologue.